What. The. Shit. 

I woke up this morning with facial hair and a horse dick and Lava’s a woman and I really want to have sex with him(her?) but I HAVE A GIANT HORSE DICK THIS IS NOT OKAY. I forgot the shit Sue likes to pull. So on that note…I’m out, bitches.

So Zack, Puck, Hunter, Nanana, the people I actually like, I’ll miss you, have fun for me, mmkay? Lava and I have already said our goodbyes privately so I’m not going to clog the dash with tears when I’m on my way out. I’m just tired of this game. I don’t need it anymore. Newbies, watch yourselves. Seriously.

And Austin: I swear to all that I find sacred and holy in this world, if you bug Hun and don’t leave him alone, I’ll know. And the moment you fuck up his happiness is the moment I come back here and beat your head against the wall until it’s as soft as a boiled egg. I’m not joking.

And to all you playing the game:

Ava, out.

(Source: avenpierce, via wes-nix)

suite life | hunter & anon 

nowkiss-hunter:

Hunter relaxed only a little when she told him to calm down, following her obediently to the bed. He sat next to her on it, eyes widening with a grin when he saw her tug the pictures out. He grabbed them thankfully, grin soft on his lips as he flipped through them, his heart squeezing in his chest. God he missed the boy. He nodded along to the information, stroking his thumb lightly against one of the pictures before looking back up to her with the same grin. ”Good. Good, they better be,” he said with a nod. He couldn’t help but chuckle a little at the scold, leaning in towards her. ”I hope I’m not about to get chewed out?” he tried, trying for amusement before his smile faltered a bit and he looked up at her with a small sigh. 

Ava smiled fondly when he took the pictures, cupping his face lightly in her hand and continuing to smile at him. “They’re fine, trust me,” she promised, laughing and kissing his forehead at his half hearted joke. “I’m not here to yell at you,” she informed him, taking his wrists in her hand and sighing heavily. “I’m here to tell you that you need to stop worrying about your god damned self and not some guy who’s on a fast track down a fiery lane of death,” she said, trying to maintain her bitchface but still too happy over seeing him. Sighing again, Ava smoothed his hair back absently as she continued to speak. “Hun, you need to start worrying about yourself. I understand that you love him, but…you can’t think about what he needs when it’s dragging you down. Jacob needs you to focus on you right now. You need to think about what makes you happy, what’s going to be best for you and your son, you understand?”